1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,570 Uh, aunt bee? 3 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:37,838 Oh, andy? 4 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,540 Listen, I'm gone. Andy, I wonder, 5 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,642 Would you drop me off At clara's on your way? 6 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,112 Well, gee, I have to go In the whole other direction. 7 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,613 I'm going to mount pilot For a meeting, 8 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,315 And I'm late as it is. 9 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,450 It's just that I promised To pin up a hem for her. 10 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,285 Well, was the hem Very important? 11 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,587 Well, it's a print she wants to Wear to church on sunday, 12 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,290 And since she's lost weight, It's 8 inches below her knees. 13 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,725 I'm just in such a hurry. 14 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,827 All right, go along. I'll work it out somehow. 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,363 You're sure? Oh, yes. If worse Comes to worst, 16 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,165 She can always wear A two-piece knit 17 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,367 That was too short for her Before she lost weight. 18 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,402 Oh, well, there's No real problem, then. 19 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,771 No, I guess not. Run along, run along. 20 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,240 I can take you tomorrow. 21 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,142 No, no, don't give it A thought. 22 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,443 I'll work it out somehow. 23 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,810 Go along, go on. 24 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,613 I'll work it out. 25 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,283 I always do. 26 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,295 Aunt bee. 27 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,497 Oh, hello, goober. 28 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,132 Oh... 29 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,467 She's a beauty, Ain't she? 30 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,468 Yes. 31 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,635 Is it yours? 32 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,770 Yeah. 33 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,139 I bought it and Fixed it up to sell. 34 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,240 Oh... 35 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,609 Anybody you know Lookin' for a car? 36 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,678 Well... Possibly. 37 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,713 This one's a Crackerjack. 38 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,515 Well, it looks Like a fine car. 39 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,550 If anybody you know Is lookin' for a car, 40 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,419 This would be the Very one for 'em. 41 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,754 Well, I... Well, I do know a woman 42 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,856 Who has to depend On her nephew 43 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,658 To take her everywhere. 44 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,328 It'd be awfully nice If she had a car of her own. 45 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,529 Well, you Could tell her 46 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,331 This would flat do The job for her 47 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,832 And it's in Topnotch condition. 48 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,634 Oh. Well, Are the seats soft? 49 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,802 Real soft. 50 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,505 This car used to Belong to jed koontz. 51 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,307 He weighed Over 290 pounds, 52 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,210 And one thing for sure, Them seats are broke in. 53 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,745 Well, um, does it have A nice motor? 54 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,548 Purrs like a kitten. 55 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,188 Oh... 56 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,456 I put in new spark plugs, 57 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,458 New rings, And new distributor points. 58 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,926 Oh? How about The crankcases? 59 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,695 Well, there's Just one crankcase. 60 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,364 Just one? 61 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,266 Well... 62 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,668 I suppose, this "Woman" Would want to know 63 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,570 How many miles It's been driven. 64 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,305 Oh, no. What the Previous owner did 65 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,506 Is none of her business. 66 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,375 You think She'd be interested 67 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,809 In buyin' it, then? 68 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,345 She just might. 69 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,815 It's just $295. 70 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,517 Oh? 71 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,753 Aunt bee, if you Want to buy a car, 72 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,821 I'd be glad to Sell it to you. 73 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,623 [ chuckling ] Oh, goober. 74 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,493 Well, goober, it's just That every time I want 75 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,562 To go anywhere, I have to ask andy. 76 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,997 It'd be so much nicer If I had my own car. 77 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,268 Well, what does andy think About you having a car? 78 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:24,605 Oh, well... I haven't Mentioned it to him yet. 79 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,706 Aunt bee? 80 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:26,874 Hmm? 81 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,976 Why don't I bring it Over after supper, 82 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,611 And we'll Show it to him? 83 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,912 That's a good idea. 84 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,448 But, goober, I think I'd better break the news 85 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,384 To him first Before you get there. 86 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,518 Okay. 87 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,353 Okay? 88 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,354 [ horn honks ] 89 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,489 [ giggles ] 90 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,556 Just checking. 91 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,534 Aunt bee, It's so exciting. 92 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,735 Mmm, isn't it? 93 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,771 Oh, I just hope Andy understands. 94 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:00,007 Oh, I don't see Any reason why he shouldn't. 95 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,842 Just come right out And tell him. 96 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,843 Really? 97 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:03,844 Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:04,845 [ giggles ] 99 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,414 All right, here goes. 100 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,521 [ giggling ] 101 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,489 There we are. 102 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,757 My goodness. Pork chops! 103 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,992 Well, that's the Second time this week. 104 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,828 What did we do To deserve this? 105 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,996 Well, I know how fond You are of them. 106 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,333 Well, I guess I'll Just have one here. 107 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,400 Here, pa. 108 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,601 Here we go. 109 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,869 Look at that. 110 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,739 Well, I guess, everybody, Just dig right in. 111 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,442 Mmm... 112 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,810 Opie: Boy. 113 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,613 Andy? 114 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,814 Hmm? 115 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,416 I have something To tell you. 116 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,984 Remember when I bothered you 117 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,953 About dropping me off At clara's? 118 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,456 No bother. It was just One of those things. 119 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,023 Oh, no. I was being a pest. 120 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,026 You know, I'm forever asking him To take me places. 121 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,496 It's not fair To annoy him like that. 122 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,797 Oh, I agree. 123 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,699 That can be very annoying. 124 00:04:58,732 --> 00:04:59,933 She isn't annoying me. 125 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,335 Oh, yes, I am. 126 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,537 I know perfectly well I'm a burden. 127 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,872 No, you're not a burden. 128 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,039 She is, too, a burden. 129 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,543 I mean, if aunt bee Says she's a burden, 130 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,712 She ought to know What she's talking about. 131 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,914 I do, and It's time 132 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,549 I stop being So dependent on you 133 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,485 And became Much more self-sufficient 134 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,052 And that's why I've decided... 135 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,354 [ knocking at door ] 136 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,955 He's early. 137 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,625 Who's early? 138 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,726 I don't know. 139 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,628 Go ahead, andy, Sit, sit. 140 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,662 I'll get it. 141 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,763 No. I'll get it. 142 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,768 Hey, andy. 143 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,136 Hey, goober. 144 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,706 Well, how'd you like The big surprise? 145 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,140 What surprise was that? 146 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,975 Aunt bee's going to Be a fine driver, 147 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,944 And she's really Going to like the car. 148 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:44,978 What car? 149 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,580 Well, there she is. 150 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,753 What are you Talking about? 151 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,722 That's the car I've been fixin' up. 152 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,023 What's going on? 153 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,458 Well, andy, That's what 154 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,959 I've been trying To tell you. 155 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,060 I want to buy a car. 156 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,662 You want to Buy a car?! 157 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,464 So I won't bother you. 158 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,566 I think it's a Wonderful idea. 159 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,701 You can't Drive a car. 160 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,969 Why not? I can afford one 161 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,505 And I can learn to drive Like everybody else. 162 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,506 No, no. 163 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,507 No, no, no. 164 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,542 Andy... 165 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,809 No, no, no, no! 166 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,878 Now, I'll take you Anywhere you want to go-- 167 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,413 Take you uptown, To church 168 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,649 Over to clara's to hem up Her dress, anywhere-- 169 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,751 But let's forget About the car part of it. 170 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,086 Goober, thank you for bringing It over, but no, thank you. 171 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,154 You can run on home now. 172 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,989 Well -- Goober, don't move. 173 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,758 Well -- Run along, goober. 174 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,426 Okay -- Goober, stay right there. 175 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,494 Yes, ma'am. 176 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,595 Helen: Andy, be sensible. 177 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,096 There's no reason In the world 178 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,631 That aunt bee can't learn To drive as well as anybody. 179 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,000 Aunt bee is not the type Of woman to drive a car. 180 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,535 Why not? 181 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,872 Well, driving takes a lot Of concentration. 182 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,641 And I happen to have A lot of concentration. 183 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,977 Aunt bee, if you'd learned To drive years ago, maybe so, 184 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,746 But to learn to drive At this age -- Andy! 185 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,082 Gee, pa, I think you ought to Let aunt bee learn how to drive. 186 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,016 You got homework? 187 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,485 We just started supper. 188 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,219 I don't see why You're objecting, andy. 189 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,788 Because! 190 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,022 I could teach her To drive. Stay out of this. 191 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,924 Andy, you're Being unreasonable. 192 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:04,992 I want that car. 193 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,727 There's no reason. No, no... 194 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,028 I'd teach her To drive. 195 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,162 It'd be real easy. 196 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,231 Aunt bee's had A lot of good ideas, 197 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,633 But this is the best. 198 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,708 Looks like I don't have 199 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,976 A whole lot To say about this. 200 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:26,780 I want you to know I am altogether against it. 201 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,749 But if you're bound To get it, 202 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,785 I guess you'll get it Anyway, so go ahead. 203 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,621 Oh, congratulations! 204 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,990 You're really going to Like that car, aunt bee. 205 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,826 It runs smooth As silk. 206 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,928 I guess I'd Better be going. 207 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,995 Oh, no, no, Goober! 208 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,731 You stay and join us For supper. 209 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,899 And we'll have A sort of celebration? 210 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,735 Well, I've already Had my supper, 211 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,837 But as long as I'm Here, well, okay. 212 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,246 How you doin', floyd? 213 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,648 Oh, hello, andy. 214 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,015 Sit down. Sit down. 215 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:05,553 I was just reading An interesting article here. 216 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,820 Yeah? What about? 217 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,188 It was about, uh... 218 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,157 Where was that again? 219 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,793 I read so much, you know. 220 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,194 Yeah. 221 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,730 Mm-hmm. Only way To keep informed. 222 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,098 It was about, uh... 223 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,067 Uh, uh... Where was...? 224 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,735 Wait a minute. 225 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,937 It's not Very important anyway. 226 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,674 Anything wrong, andy? 227 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,208 Oh, not really, floyd. 228 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,010 It's just that aunt bee 229 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,814 Has decided she's going To take up driving a car. 230 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,148 She has?! 231 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,050 Oh, that's wonderful. 232 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,887 Aunt bee driving-- Oh, just imagine. 233 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,255 Well, I'm not too Happy about it. 234 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,625 You going to teach her How to drive? 235 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:47,227 No, no, no. Can't teach A relative how to drive. 236 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,862 Goober's going To teach her. 237 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,263 Goober's going to teach her? 238 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,799 Oh, he's such a nice boy. 239 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,701 Say, here's That interesting article 240 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,935 I was telling you about. 241 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,136 I'll read it to you. 242 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,872 Uh, "Did you know The dingo dog 243 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,174 Is indigenous To australia?" 244 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,343 No. 245 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,945 What's a dingo dog? 246 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,948 I don't know, but it's Indigenous to australia. 247 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,719 I'll see you, floyd. 248 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,553 Mmm. 249 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289 Now, remember, aunt bee 250 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,025 This learner's Permit you got 251 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,359 Only allows You to drive 252 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,061 If there's a Licensed driver 253 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,129 In the car with you. 254 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,631 Yes, yes, I understand. 255 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,933 So never drive the car When you're by yourself. 256 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,967 No, no, I won't. 257 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,235 Can I go With you, aunt bee? 258 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,302 No, no, no, no. 259 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,938 I don't want to Lose everybody. 260 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:31,905 Oh, andy! 261 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,040 I'll just sit In the back. 262 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,041 No, no. 263 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,275 You might make Her nervous. 264 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,810 Okay. 265 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,145 Well, have A good time 266 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,147 And don't drive Too fast and... 267 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,384 And... Well, come on, Ope, let's take a walk. 268 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,887 I got to go to The office now. 269 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,658 Here we go. 270 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,836 Now, aunt bee, The first thing you do 271 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,872 Is put the key In the starter. 272 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,240 Yes. 273 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,709 Here she is. 274 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,711 That's good. 275 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,980 Now, let me tell you What you have to think about. 276 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,181 That pedal down there-- 277 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,049 That's the gas And that makes the car go. 278 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,250 And that one Next to it-- 279 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,119 That's the brake And that makes it stop. 280 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,121 Now, that over there-- That's the clutch 281 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,256 And you mash that down With your left foot 282 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,392 When you want To change gears. 283 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995 Now, this is The gearshift. Okay? 284 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:31,398 Now, this is low, And that's what you start in. 285 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,901 Then you go over and up And that's second 286 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,069 And when you get To going a little fast 287 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,271 You come straight down, And that's high 288 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,073 And that's What you drive in. 289 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,109 Oh, that's what I drive in, hmm? 290 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,812 Yeah. And if you want To back up, put it in reverse. 291 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,447 Yes. I would do that, Wouldn't I? 292 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,851 Well, now, shall we drive? 293 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,419 Okay. 294 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,122 All right, now, Mash in the clutch. 295 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,259 All right, Now turn on the starter. 296 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,794 Whoo! She's running. 297 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,829 Yeah. 298 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,964 You're a good teacher, Goober. 299 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,232 Well, thanks. 300 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000 Now, put it in low. 301 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,704 All right, now, Give it some gas. 302 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,905 [ loud revving ] 303 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,707 And take your foot Off the clutch! 304 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,319 [ tires screech ] 305 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,963 [ tires screech ) 306 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,867 [ engine revving unevenly ] 307 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:45,305 Am I close enough To the curb? 308 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,140 Well, not quite, aunt bee. 309 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,842 Oh, but no, Just leave it here 310 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,143 And I'll take over now. 311 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,146 Oh? Well, how'd I do For my first lesson? 312 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,514 Good, aunt bee, That's good, 313 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,817 But you still need A little more practice 314 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,251 To smooth out The rough edges. 315 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,987 Well, when is My next lesson? 316 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,054 Well... 317 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,856 Tomorrow? Uh, tomorrow. 318 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,091 That'll be fine. 319 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,458 Oh, good. At the same time? Yeah. 320 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,028 Oh, good. Then I'll See you then, goober. 321 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,763 Okay. Give me my bag. 322 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,200 Thank you very Much, goober. 323 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,367 Good-bye. 324 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,435 Bye. 325 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,341 Bye. 326 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,410 Thank you. 327 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,289 Hey, andy. Did you want to see me? 328 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,424 Yeah. 329 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,992 How's aunt bee doing? 330 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,829 Well, she don't jump As bad as she used to. 331 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,496 Is she learning? 332 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,298 Yeah. She can park And back up, 333 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,068 And on her u-turns, She don't go over lawns anymore. 334 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,437 All in all, I'd say she's doing fine. 335 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,073 You mean She actually concentrates? 336 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,275 Yeah. Huh. 337 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,577 Well, be sure and teach her All the rules, goober. 338 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,512 If she's gonna take That driver's test 339 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,514 Day after tomorrow, It's very important. 340 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,583 Don't let her break Any rules. 341 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,086 Andy, don't worry About aunt bee. 342 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,487 She's in good hands. 343 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,507 Morning, miss taylor. 344 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,541 Morning, lowell. 345 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,110 Doing some tree Cutting today? 346 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,979 Yep. It's that time Of year again. 347 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,247 I wonder if you Wouldn't mind moving your car. 348 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,249 I wouldn't want Any branches falling on it. 349 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,250 All right. 350 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,318 You move it. 351 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,887 The keys are in there. 352 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989 Sorry. We're not allowed To touch anybody's car -- 353 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,857 You know, in case Something might happen. 354 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992 Well, I understand, 355 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,526 But I only have A learner's permit. 356 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,295 I just want you To move it ahead 357 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,462 About eight feet or so 358 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931 And I'll get The equipment. 359 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,060 [ crash ] 360 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,295 Oh. Oh, my heavens. 361 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,363 What did I...? 362 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,364 What happened? 363 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,498 I don't know. 364 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,967 I thought I was going forward 365 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,168 And I went backwards 366 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,970 And I didn't have my foot On the clutch. 367 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,372 Oh, oh, my heavens, What have I done? 368 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,241 Oh. 369 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,608 Oh! 370 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,609 Oh, aunt bee. 371 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,911 Bee: Oh, please. 372 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,179 Please don't tell andy. 373 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,647 Well, it could Have been worse. 374 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,915 Oh, no! 375 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,383 No, it couldn't Have been worse. 376 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,518 I'm not a licensed driver. 377 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,320 [ sobbing ] 378 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,130 Accidents will happen even To the very best of drivers. 379 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,566 No, no. I shouldn't have Been driving the car 380 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,135 Without a licensed driver Right next to me. 381 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,403 What will andy say? 382 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,405 Well, maybe he Doesn't have to know. 383 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,407 Couldn't you just Have the dent fixed? 384 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,576 Oh... Well, that would Take two days. 385 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078 Goober would find out 386 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,613 And andy would want to know Where the car was 387 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,183 And he'd die And goober would die-- 388 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,085 Only andy would die Much worse. 389 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,953 Oh. Oh, now, aunt bee. 390 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,622 Oh, he'll never let me Get that license now. 391 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,092 Well, now, andy's not That unreasonable. 392 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,726 You should just Go over there 393 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,361 And tell him The truth. 394 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,629 The truth? 395 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,498 Oh, I think We'll have to come up 396 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,366 With something Better than that. 397 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,236 But I'm afraid It's the only way. 398 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,637 Really? 399 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,307 Well, I hope He's in good humor. 400 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,643 Hello, andy. 401 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,312 Oh, hi, aunt bee. 402 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,383 I brought you lunch. 403 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,386 Ooh, picnic basket, huh? 404 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,654 Well... 405 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,256 There you are. 406 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,257 Thank you. 407 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,992 Here's an extra napkin. 408 00:15:59,026 --> 00:15:59,993 Well... 409 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,996 And, uh... Pork chops. 410 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,998 Pork chops again For lunch? 411 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,000 Well, I know how Much you like them. 412 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,001 Wow. 413 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,002 Beans... Mmm. 414 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,537 And chocolate pudding. 415 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,671 Chocolate pudding? 416 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,340 And here's Some fresh fruit. 417 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,607 You've got All my favorites. 418 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,143 This is really Something. 419 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,710 Now, you just enjoy it. 420 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,212 Well, I sure will. 421 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,747 I'll bring The basket home. 422 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,482 Oh, no, no. Don't bother. 423 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,616 I'll wait. 424 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,485 Well, well, okay. 425 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,721 Mmm-mmm. 426 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,093 Mmm... 427 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,094 Good? 428 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,363 Mmm... Mm. 429 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,366 Oh, andy, I just Remembered something. 430 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,367 Hmm? 431 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102 Well, it's Not important. 432 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,104 It's hardly Worth mentioning. 433 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,805 It's trivial, you know? 434 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,107 Yeah. What is it? 435 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,741 It's about the car. 436 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,278 Goober's been giving me Some great reports 437 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,345 On your driving. 438 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,813 He says You're doing fine. 439 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,715 Well, goober's A very good teacher. 440 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,585 Yeah. I hope you didn't think I was too hard on you 441 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,388 When you first started, But I was worried about you. 442 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,157 I didn't want you to get Into any kind of trouble. 443 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,093 Well, that's very sweet of you. 444 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,260 Well, now you know. 445 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,062 Driving is very difficult 446 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,364 And requires A great deal of thought. 447 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,135 Aunt bee, I-I can't tell you How many men and women 448 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,605 Come in this office every week And pay a great big fine 449 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,708 Because they bumped into Somebody's car or something 450 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,678 Just because for that instant They didn't concentrate. 451 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,181 How awful. 452 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,450 Well, I'm glad You're doing fine. 453 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,852 Thank you. 454 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,189 Something you want To tell me? 455 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,190 Hmm? 456 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691 Oh. 457 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:43,430 Well, there's... There's a sale Of black socks s-somewhere 458 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298 If you need any. 459 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,708 But, aunt bee, a tent On the back of the car? 460 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,710 Aren't people going To ask questions? 461 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,179 Well, I have To do something 462 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,847 Until I can think Of what to do next. 463 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,316 Well, I just don't see How long you can wait. 464 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,451 Opie: Aunt bee? 465 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,552 [ laughing ]: Oh. 466 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,321 Oh, opie. [ laughs nervously ] 467 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,157 What you doing with My tent, aunt bee? 468 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,425 Well, I'm, uh, just Borrowing it for a little. 469 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,328 I don't want the sap from The tree to get on the car. 470 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,430 Well, I'm going to Need it this saturday 471 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,199 'cause I'm camping With the fellas. 472 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,368 Well, we'll worry About that on saturday. 473 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,370 But this is my scout troop. 474 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,438 Oh, opie, if you were Really a good scout, 475 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,174 You'd sleep out Under the stars. 476 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,375 But, aunt bee... 477 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,777 Opie, please, Will you go somewhere? 478 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,479 Yes, ma'am. 479 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,896 Andy: Sonny! 480 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,897 Sonny! 481 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,399 Don't be riding your bike 482 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,501 In the middle Of the street like that. 483 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,635 You might get run over. 484 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,304 Get over there, Closer to the curb. 485 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,738 Go on. 486 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,841 Get on over. 487 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,377 Farther over by the curb. 488 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,612 All right. 489 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,296 What happened, pa? 490 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,564 I heard a bang. 491 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,565 Nothing much. 492 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,866 I just bumped Into the back 493 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,535 Of aunt bee's car A little bit. 494 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,803 Doesn't look like there's Any damage, though. 495 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838 That's good. 496 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,839 What's your... 497 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,641 What's your tent Doing here? 498 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,775 Aunt bee Is using it 499 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,544 To keep the sap From falling on it. 500 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,911 Oh. 501 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,781 Well, it ought to be More over the trunk like that. 502 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,353 Good gracious. 503 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221 How'd that Happen, pa? 504 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,723 Well, I don't know, But it must have been me. 505 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,459 I didn't think I hit it that hard 506 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,561 But I guess I pushed it Against the tree. 507 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,563 Gee. Here, take your... 508 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,299 Take your tent And put it somewhere. 509 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,400 Okay, pa. 510 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,893 Oh, andy. Oh... 511 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,462 Gee, I don't know What to say, aunt bee. 512 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,897 I know just what You're thinking 513 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,266 So I might just as well Tell you exactly... 514 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,568 Gee, I didn't think I hit it hard enough 515 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,770 To dent your fender, But I guess I did. 516 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,475 Dent the fender? 517 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,743 Yeah. 518 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,678 I was hollering at a boy On a bicycle 519 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,547 And the car started To move forward 520 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,317 And the next thing I knew, I had run into your car. 521 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,718 I'm awful sorry. 522 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885 You ran into it? 523 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,354 Yeah. 524 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,723 Well, now, don't you fret. 525 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,691 Why, that's Just one of those things 526 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,393 That could happen to anybody. 527 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,961 I'm not anybody. I'm a sheriff. 528 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,664 I'm supposed to prevent Accidents, not cause 'em. 529 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,466 Well, now, don't be harsh With yourself. 530 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,435 I'll just have it repaired, I'll pay for it, 531 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,736 And we'll forget all about it. 532 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,738 I'll pay for it. I did it. 533 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,606 No, no, andy. I insist. 534 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,808 After all, I... 535 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,477 I got the car from goober. 536 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,546 No, no, I'll Pay for it. 537 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,014 I can do that, hmm. 538 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,551 It's a first for me, You know that? 539 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,620 It is? 540 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,721 Yeah. 541 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,024 I never had an Accident before. 542 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426 Never? 543 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,995 No. I never even put A scratch on a car. 544 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,998 Well, that's the way It goes, I guess, yeah. 545 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:58,885 Andy? 546 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,453 Mm-hmm? 547 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,922 You didn't put The dent in the car. 548 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,424 I must have. 549 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,860 No, the dent was in the car Before you hit it. 550 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,862 And I put it there. 551 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,997 What? 552 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,665 The man came To cut the trees 553 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,534 And he asked me To move the car. 554 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,535 I know, I know. 555 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,936 I shouldn't have done it 556 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,038 Without a licensed driver Beside me, 557 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,707 But it was just a few feet 558 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,075 And I didn't think There would be any harm 559 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:26,145 And somehow, instead Of going up and down and over 560 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,681 I went down, up, over And the clutch... 561 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,816 Oh, I don't know... 562 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,018 And anyway, I did come To the office 563 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,486 To tell you about it. 564 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,021 But I just couldn't. 565 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,490 Oh, aunt bee... 566 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,159 You shouldn't have driven That car like that. 567 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,994 I know, but I Just hit a tree. 568 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,764 Anybody can have A little accident Like that. 569 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,832 I know. 570 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,700 Oh, andy, you are going 571 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,404 To let me take that License test, aren't you? 572 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,039 Well, yes, yes. 573 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,643 I guess if I can run Into a bumper, 574 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,778 You can run into one tree. 575 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,619 Aunt bee: Andy! Andy! 576 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,187 I passed! 577 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,556 I passed! 578 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,890 You didn't. I did. 579 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,659 And the license Examiner said 580 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,993 She done Real good, too. 581 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,161 And he told me 582 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,430 Whoever taught me Did a wonderful job. 583 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,932 Now, can I buy the car From goober? 584 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,602 Well, yeah, I guess you can. 585 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,003 Oh, I feel So much better. 586 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,738 Now, the dent's Really mine. 587 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:28,040 Well, don't get Any more dents, aunt bee. 588 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,876 Take real good care Of the car. 589 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,043 I will. 590 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,012 Check your oil and water All the time. 591 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,214 Keep about 32 pounds Of air in the tires. 592 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,749 All right. Goober, I think 593 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,751 I'll bring the car in In the morning. 594 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,454 We're having trouble With our intermediate gear. 595 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,755 I think we'll Change the oil 596 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,190 And give it a Good lubrication. 597 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,992 I'll see you at home, andy. 598 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,126 Good-bye, goober. 599 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,637 Come on, opie, Get in the back with floyd. 600 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,971 Goober, You get in the back. 601 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:01,474 Andy, helen, come on In here in the front. 602 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:04,977 Get in. It'll be a tight Squeeze, but we can manage. 603 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,913 Now, attention, Everybody -- 604 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,948 Get your seat belts ready. 605 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,519 Aunt bee. Yes? 606 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:16,022 May this be the start Of many hours of smooth driving. 607 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,491 May you glide Over the highways 608 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,494 Like a swan Skimming across a lake. 609 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:22,629 Oh. 610 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,997 Thank you, floyd. Thank you. 611 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,766 Now off we go. 612 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,112 [ whistling sprightly tune ]